another moral hangover. fuck.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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