so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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