no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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