His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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