and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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