I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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