i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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