I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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