go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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