my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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