Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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