Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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