Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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