I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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