So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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