well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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