Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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