Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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