who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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