so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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