Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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