She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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