What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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