Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Fuck appropriateness.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize