guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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