What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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