Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
