I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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