shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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