Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I need moral support for this bender
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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