He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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