She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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