the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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