i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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