It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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