I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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