names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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