Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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