Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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