I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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