Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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