You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
