Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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