Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i think i have two assholes
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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