i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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