its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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