i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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