And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I party with great urgency now.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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