There is too much vodka and too much dick.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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