We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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