That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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