I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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