Define "chronic" masturbator.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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