so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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